People.....
I would like to share something with all of u...
I would like u all to know y this fluffy creature should be distroyed....
You see i have found out y they r really here...
And i also have found out that there r only a few selected ppl who know this
information and have been covering it up for many years...
You might wanna sit down for this.....
The Sheep r planning to take over the world...
*nodding*
You see.. they came here thousands of years ago looking for a place they could settle into..
But most humans didn't want them here, but there were a few "softies" that felt sorry for them...
So they went to the town witch and she gave them some magical seeds...  wool seeds..
You see the sheep originally didn't have any wool...
So they planted the wool seeds in their skin and waited for them to grow
and once their wool grew in they told everyone that they were
good to have around because u could make clothes out of the wool they grew..
These "Softies" jes happened to be highly respected ppl in this town, so the smart ppl
lost all intelligence, believed them and accepted the Sheep into their lives..
Over the years the sheep have been studying us...
planning out their attack....
Slowly moving more and more into our civilization......
Slowly taking over our lives...
They have already taken over our movies....
music....
and some men (ICK)...
U all have seen their leaders...
They r the Guard Sheep on Crack.. in Mafia...
They must be stopped before they have the chance to do anymore harm..
We must call the Monkeys!!!
They are the only ones who can stop them..