People.....
I would
like to share something with all of u...
I would
like u all to know y this fluffy creature should be distroyed....
You
see i have found out y they r really here...
And
i also have found out that there r only a few selected ppl who know this
information
and have been covering it up for many years...
You
might wanna sit down for this.....
The
Sheep r planning to take over the world...
*nodding*
You
see.. they came
here thousands of years ago looking for a place they could settle into..
But
most humans didn't want them here, but
there were a few "softies"
that felt sorry for them...
So
they went to the town witch and she gave them some magical seeds...
wool seeds..
You
see the sheep originally didn't have any wool...
So
they planted the wool seeds in their skin and waited for them to grow
and
once their wool grew in they told everyone that they were
good
to have around because u could make clothes out of the wool they grew..
These
"Softies"
jes happened to be highly respected ppl in this town,
so the smart ppl
lost
all intelligence, believed
them and accepted the Sheep into their lives..
Over
the years the sheep have been studying us...
planning
out their attack....
Slowly
moving more and more into our civilization......
Slowly
taking over our lives...
They
have already taken over our movies....
music....
and
some men (ICK)...
U all
have seen their leaders...
They
r the Guard Sheep on Crack..
in Mafia...
They
must be stopped before they have the chance to do anymore harm..
We
must call the Monkeys!!!
They
are the only ones who can stop them..