These Are The Private Jokes of
My friends and I on
mIRC!!

This page was designed so that when in conversation with
my friends or myself you dont get weirded out or nauseated as much..
But you'll still think were sick....
Anyhow..

Pillows:
One evening while Nevitz girlfriend was away, the monkey came streaking
past..  his trench coat swung open wide, thus turning nevitz on....
However he couldnt catch the monkey..  The only thing he was fast enough to catch
was a large fluffy floral patterned pillow...
The he preceded to............
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CENSORD
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(damn internet censors)
 

Monkeys:
Noonw really knows where the Monkey really came from.....
The Monkey jes appeared, saved us
from the sheep and then became our god...
He can be ur god 2...
If u refuse Sheep and let the monkey in ur heart,
The sheep will never be able to harm u...
Yoda is another story...
(Bow Down to the all mighty monkey!!)
(You will become a member of the order of the all powerful monkey)
(Resistance is fruitile)
Ask Dr. Monkey Love
(Problems answered about: Love, Money, Work,
Friendships, Relationships, Puzzling life questions, Those annoying lil
Presidentual dress stains..)
 

Clip on gerbils and chihuahuas:
MotoCyco and Deeter dont have real genitals
(jes joking..  Moto has "equipment"... he jes didnt want Deeter to feel left out)
So they have clip ons.
But not regular ones... being the sick asses they are, they
had special made ones...
Theyre "yingyangs" were made of gerbils and they "hoo hoo dillies"
were made from chihuahuas..
 

Sheep:
See Pic
See reason sheep r 2 be hated..

P ing in the channel:
NightChic has this habbit of P ing in channels,
and making ppl stand it in..
So if u see her doing this, toss her a mop..
But be careful she might P on you...
:P
 

Superglue, Chairs, and Asses:
MotoCyco couldnt stay sitting in his chair so
NightChic took my superglue and glued his ass to the chair..
Then one day she got glue happy and started glueing
everyones ass to their seats, everyone had to waddle around
like ducks with chairs on their asses for a few weeks...
THANKS CLONE!!!  PLBBT!!!
 

 Jojo's P bucket:
Our friend (NightChic and myself) Joefrien
Does his business (#1) in a bucket..
And whenever Clone errr NightChic gets out of hand
I tend to dump it on her...
 

Wild Rabbit Nose Sex:
Ok this is all Deeter..
In his irc script as punishment/erotic action he has
Wild passionate rabbit nose sex with ppl, when they get on his nerves..
But sometimes he does it for no reason at all..